Mga movies sa wikang Ingles na hindi dapat itranslate sa Tagalog.

• Black Hawk Down-Ibong maitim sa ibaba
• Dead Man’s Chest-Dodo ng patay
• I Know What You Did Last Summer-Uyy… aminin!
• Love, Actually-Sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
• Million Dollar Baby-50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
• The Blair Witch Project-Ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
• Mary Poppins-Si mariang may putok
• Snakes On A Plane-Nag-ahasan sa ere
• The Postman Always Rings Twice-Ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
• Sum Of All Fears-Takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
• Swordfish-Talakitok
• Pretty Woman-Ganda ng lola mo
• Robin Hood, Men In Tights-Si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
• Four Weddings And A Funeral-Kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
• The Good, The Bad And The Ugly-Ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
• Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone-Adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
• Click-Isang pindot ka lang
• Brokeback Mountain-May nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
• The Day Of The Dead-Ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
• Waterworld-Basang-basa
• There’s Something About Mary-May kwan sa ano ni maria
• Employee Of The Month-Ang sipsip
• Resident Evil-Ang biyenan
• Kill Bill-Kilitiin sa bilbil
• The Grudge-Lintik lang ang walang ganti
• Nightmare Before Christmas-Binangungot sa noche buena
• Never Been Kissed-Pangit kasi
• Gone In 60 Seconds-1 round, tulog
• The Fast And The Furious-Ang bitin, galit
• Too Fast, Too Furious-Kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
• Dude, Where’s My Car-Dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
• Beauty And The Beast-Ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
• The Lord Of The Rings-Ang alahero

Hindi ko po original na isinulat ito. At kinopya ko lang kay Shobeceo. Ewan ko kung saan n’ya din nakopya. Mga pasa-pasa ‘ata ito sa email.

Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako.
- Electric Fan

Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos!
- Winnie D’ Pooh

Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa’yo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo.
- Ipis

Hala! Sige magpakasawa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.
- Hipon

Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?
- Gasolina

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.
- Plema

Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa’yo. Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.
- Utot

Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.
- Bola

You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back.
- Snatcher

Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
- TV

Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C.
- Kili kili

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
- Libag

‘Wag mo na akong bilugin.
- Kulangot

Salamat kay Louie na nag-email nito sa akin. Ito ay tinipon sa mga sari-saring beauty pageant sa Pilipinas. Mga sagot ng mga talo sa mga beauty contest.

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl Contestant: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.

Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can’t why, why can’t I!

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?”
Contestant: That’s a very good question. Keep it up.

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge… 23 years old.

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I’ll be 28.

Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!

Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I’m proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on!

Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles!

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???

Nyhahahaha, Pinoy Isulong! – Seoph

Salamat sa mga nagpapasa-pasa ng mga email na ito. Katatanggap ko lang po sa email ko at ako’y natuwa at aking ipinamamahagi sa lahat.

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