Salamat kay Louie na nag-email nito sa akin. Ito ay tinipon sa mga sari-saring beauty pageant sa Pilipinas. Mga sagot ng mga talo sa mga beauty contest.

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl Contestant: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.

Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can’t why, why can’t I!

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?”
Contestant: That’s a very good question. Keep it up.

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge… 23 years old.

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I’ll be 28.

Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!

Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I’m proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on!

Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles!

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???

Nyhahahaha, Pinoy Isulong! - Seoph